Reza Shadey

Reza Shadey (He/Him/Dr/Your Majesty)

Founder @ Purr-to-Power™ | CEO @ Reza Shadey Industries | Visionary | Cat-pitalist | Biscuit Strategist

Catford, London, United Kingdom • Contact Info

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About

A highly motivated, food-oriented, and magnificently fluffy executive leader with a proven track record of launching high-concept ventures (and subsequently blaming market conditions for their collapse). Expert in Delegated Operations (making other cats do the work), Strategic Napping, and Crisis Management (hiding under the shed).

Currently seeking opportunities in: Tuna Acquisition, Global Domination, and Cushion Testing.

Core Competencies:
• Advanced Yowling & Sonic Manipulation
• Gravity Testing (Glassware Division)
• Moral Flexibility in Pursuit of Snacks

Experience

Founder & CEO

Purr-to-Power™ · Full-time
Oct 2024 - Present · 2 mos
Pioneered "Purr-o-dynamic" inductive charging technology. Successfully started Elon Musk's car using only feline static energy and vibrational purring. Currently seeking Series A funding (in salmon).

Founder & Visionary (Exited)

Sardine & Co. Luxury Spa
Jun 2024 - Jul 2024 · 2 mos
Established the region's premier luxury grooming facility. Implemented avant-garde water features (a leaking watering can) and glitter-based therapy. Successfully negotiated a strategic exit (sold to Percival the Guinea Pig for one tin of tuna).

Chief Executive Officer

Catio-Corp International
May 2024 - May 2024 · 1 mo
Designed a global digital platform for premium outdoor leisure solutions. Conducted high-level networking with industry thought-leader Mo Squibbins (he signed my book).

Principal Consultant

Reza's Ghostly Go-Away Service
Jan 2024 - Feb 2024 · 2 mos
Specialised in paranormal elimination via loud meowing and theatrical paw-waving. Managed client relationships with High-Net-Worth individuals (Shah Fluffybutt).

Lead Artist (Avant-Garden Movement)

Reza da Vinci Studios
2023 - 2023
Pioneered the "Mud-on-Laundry" impressionist technique. Work described by critics (Mrs Higgins) as "A complete disaster."

Education

Catford College (Faculty of The University of Life)

PhD, Advanced Nap Strategy & Applied Snack Logistics
2018 - 2022
Thesis: "The Acoustic Properties of the 3AM Yowl and its Correlation to Human Wakefulness."
Grade: Distinction (Self-awarded)

Skills & Endorsements

Strategic Napping (99+) Corporate Gaslighting Biscuit Negotiation Gravity Testing Being Magnificent Scapegoating (Advanced)

Honors & Awards

The Bent Spoon Award

Purrington Palace Pet Show
Issued Jun 2024
Awarded for "Most Dramatic and Utterly Unnecessary Troublemaker".

Consolation Prize for Creative Effort

Village Garden Contest
Issued May 2024
For the avant-garde installation "Garden Jazz" (involving a stolen gnome).

Recommendations

Penelope
Colleague (Chief Sensibility Officer)

"Reza is... undoubtedly a cat with ideas. Many, many ideas. Working with him is certainly never dull, and he has a unique ability to turn a simple afternoon into a complex logistical emergency. He asked me to say he is a 'Visionary Leader'. He is definitely... something."

Ginger Tom
Subordinate (Head of Heavy Lifting & Naps)

"Reza said if I wrote this recommendation he would give me half a tin of tuna. He hasn't given it to me yet. He says it's in a 'high-yield bond'. He is good at finding snacks, though. Usually for himself. Can I have the tuna now?"

Tiger
Intern (Director of Kinetic Energy)

"REZA IS THE BOSS! HE LETS ME BOUNCE! WE BUILT A ROCKET! AND A SPA! AND A TOLL BRIDGE! HE SAYS I AM A 'VITAL ASSET' WHICH I THINK MEANS I AM GOOD AT BREAKING THINGS! 10/10 WOULD WORK FOR AGAIN! BOING!"